I'm Jess. I am a nurse. I am a vegan... not one of the preachy ones though. I love ellipses. Currently residing in the PNW. I have a love/hate relationship with working out, though it leans more towards love.
All my stories are purposefully vague and generalized to protect the guilty... and to abide by HIPPA.
I make none of the .gifs I use and gather them from various sources. I have no idea who makes them, if I did, I would undoubtably give them props. Thank you all the .gif makers out there... without you, my humor could not be adequately expressed. You're the best.
Seriously winter. Enough! We get it. Bring me some warm spring weather. I love hoodies, but I want back into my dresses and sandals.
When I went to pick up Isis from the kennel yesterday the owner said to me, “Have you ever kenneled her before?”
“No,” I replied.
“Well, if you ever kennel her somewhere else be sure to tell them that she needs a kennel with a top on it. Because a six foot fence won’t keep her in.”
“Yeah, I kind of knew that. I’m sorry I didn’t think to mention it.”
Damned Houdini dog causing trouble. They were so nice about it. Even gave her a bath before I picked her up and a goody bag.