I'm Jess. I am a nurse. I am a vegan... not one of the preachy ones though. I love ellipses. Currently residing in the PNW. I have a love/hate relationship with working out, though it leans more towards love.

All my stories are purposefully vague and generalized to protect the guilty... and to abide by HIPPA.

I make none of the .gifs I use and gather them from various sources. I have no idea who makes them, if I did, I would undoubtably give them props. Thank you all the .gif makers out there... without you, my humor could not be adequately expressed. You're the best.

 

3 of the 5 big head presidents at the Nationals game.

3 of the 5 big head presidents at the Nationals game.

Vacation! Walked a lot. Saw the White House. Now baseball.

DC metro. I think it’s a pretty good system. Easy to navigate. But perhaps I’m biased because I grew up using it.

DC metro. I think it’s a pretty good system. Easy to navigate. But perhaps I’m biased because I grew up using it.

My dog is a mountain goat/cat in disguise. Freaking weirdo. 
She had a whole empty seat. She just refused to sit in it.

My dog is a mountain goat/cat in disguise. Freaking weirdo.
She had a whole empty seat. She just refused to sit in it.

Grumpy, hungry, and PMSing while waiting for my pre-employment physical. I have other shit to do today people. Hurry the fuck up.

Grumpy, hungry, and PMSing while waiting for my pre-employment physical. I have other shit to do today people. Hurry the fuck up.

Is he cute…or does he just have a beard?

These are questions we need to start asking ourselves (via jeniphyer)

woundedkisses omfg

hahahha so true

(via woundedkisses)