I'm Jess. I am a travel nurse. I am a vegan... not one of the preachy ones though. Currently traveling the US... I've been to SoCal, WA, NC, CT, and next stop CO. I love ellipses. I have a love/hate relationship with working out, though it leans more towards love.
All my stories are purposefully vague and generalized to protect the guilty... and to abide by HIPPA.
I make none of the .gifs I use and gather them from various sources. I have no idea who makes them, if I did, I would undoubtably give them props. Thank you all the .gif makers out there... without you, my humor could not be adequately expressed. You're the best.
Just made my semi-annual pre-move pilgrimage to Goodwill… and I still have too many of the things.
I am not allowed to shop for anything but groceries in Denver. Seriously.
It’s so cute when the new interns think they’re going to fix a patient’s long-standing opioid use by giving them Tylenol as opposed to the narcs they usually take every day for their legitimate chronic pain.
Especially when they’re in for something acute that causes pain.
“I know what will make your new pain better… less pain medicine than you take regularly for that pain you have all the time.”
I’m getting pretty tired of this one baby doctor’s crap. She needs to be off nights next week or I’m going to lose my shit.