I'm Jess. I am a travel nurse. I am a vegan... not one of the preachy ones though. Currently traveling the US... I've been to SoCal, WA, NC, CT, and next stop CO. I love ellipses. I have a love/hate relationship with working out, though it leans more towards love.

All my stories are purposefully vague and generalized to protect the guilty... and to abide by HIPPA.

I make none of the .gifs I use and gather them from various sources. I have no idea who makes them, if I did, I would undoubtably give them props. Thank you all the .gif makers out there... without you, my humor could not be adequately expressed. You're the best.

 

Made myself a douchebag gym shirt out of my service dog training tee. Just trying to fit in at the meat market.

Made myself a douchebag gym shirt out of my service dog training tee. Just trying to fit in at the meat market.

What is Your Old Person Name?

Apparently it’s Earl. Can I start using it now?
FYI: I took it twice giving the exact same answers to make sure I picked ‘female’ and got the same answer.

And that’s just one window. I have a problem.

And that’s just one window. I have a problem.

My last two .gif posts literally predicted my shift last night. Did I bring it on myself?

My patience was tried. My tolerance exhausted. So glad to have off until Monday night. I earned it.